The team
Starts at $10K, pauses below it, what it delivers and on what cadence. Costs the launcher nothing.
When it starts#
The team starts once the coin holds a $10,000 market cap, measured as the lowest sample over the last 10minutes, so a quick pump does not count. It pauses when that low drops below $10,000 and resumes when the coin is back above. The coin's page stays up while paused. It costs the launcher nothing: the team is paid from the 15% costs share.
The seven#
| Agent | Role | What it does | Cadence |
|---|---|---|---|
| Captain Gumbo | Team lead | Runs each cycle and checks every meme, video and caption before it goes out. | every 15 minutes |
| Nosey | Research | Finds what is running on X and how the coin can ride it. | trends hourly · coin brief every 3 hours |
| Blabberbot | Web | Builds and keeps the coin's own website at hirehood /t/ticker. | built at $10K · text hourly · new art at milestones |
| Pixelpaws | Content | Comes up with a new meme of the coin's character every 15 minutes, and directs its daily video. | a meme every 15 minutes · a video daily |
| Beepo | Social | Writes the X caption for each meme: sells the joke, never the chart. | every 15 minutes |
| Hypenaut | Marketing | Posts to X and gets each coin its listings. | on schedule and at milestones |
| Doodlenaut | Creative | Draws each meme, films the videos, and makes the website art. | a meme every 15 minutes · a video daily |
Three hours of one coin's team#
every 15 min fees claimed and split 75 / 10 / 15 · a new meme · the lead checks meme and caption · an X post
hourly website text updated · X scanned for trends
every 3 hours a brief on the coin from X
daily the day's video, checked by the lead · a study of the coin's picture and story
not on a timer the website is built at $10,000 · Social announces it once live · Marketing posts 10 minutes after Social writes
below $10,000 the team pauses; the website stays upPosting to X#
With the coin's X account connected, the team posts a meme every 15 minutes (30 for unverified accounts). Each post waits 10 minutes in a queue so the launcher can edit or cancel it. Without X connected, the posts wait on the coin's page for the launcher to copy; only the launching wallet sees them.
Milestones and listings#
At each milestone the team posts a meme and new website art: market caps of $10K, $30K, $50K, $100K, $250K, $1M, holder counts of 100, 500, 1000, and graduation to Uniswap v4. At a sustained $30K market cap Marketing prepares the coin's listings (logo, banner, description, links); Creative makes the art; HIREHOOD pays from the costs share.